Mr. Goorski

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When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he said "One
small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, good luck Mr.
Goorski."
For years, mission control tried to find what he meant by
"Good luck Mr. Goorski." They checked with Russian astronauts
but could not locate Mr. Goorski. Until now, Neil would not
reveal what he meant by "Good luck Mr. Goorski."
Today in a press conference, he told reporters that years
ago, when he was a young boy, he and his brother were playing
ball when his brother hit the ball under their neighbor's
bedroom window. When Neil went to retrieve the ball, he
overheard his neighbor's wife, Mrs. Goorski, telling her
husband, "ORAL SEX? I'LL GIVE YOU ORAL SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT
DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

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