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01.02.2003, 21:31
1 Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
Thay both feel good but you wonder who's been there befor you.
2 What is the cleverest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's cock.
3 Why do woman have periods?
Because thay deserve them.
4 What is the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes silence
5 Why do women sky-divers wear tampons?
So thay don't whistle on the way down.
6 What do you call the useless piece of skin around the pussy?
A woman.
7 If your wife comes out of the kithen nagging what's wrong?
Her chain's to long.
8 Why did the woman cross the road?
Who care's, what's she doing out of the kitchen anyway.
9 Why do they name hurricanes after women?
When thay come it's warm and wet-when thay go thay take your
house and car with them.
10 What's the difference detween your wife and your job?
Your job still suck after five years.
11 Why did the army send so many women with PMT to the gulf war
Thay fought like animals and retaind water for four days.
and the next lot is from micheal 2.
12 Why is a woman like a laxetive?
Becauce thay both irritate the shit out of you.
13 What's worse than a male chauvinist pig
A woman who won't do as she is told.
14 What are the three reasons that anal sex is beter than virginal sex?
It's tighter, it feels good,and it's more degrading to women.
15 What's the differance detween a pussy and a cunt?
A pussy is warm and wonderful,a cunt owns one.
16 What is the only bad thing about a 69?
The view
17 What's the differance between your cock and your pay-cheque?
You don't have to beg a women to blow your pay-cheque.
18 How do you make love to an ugly woman?
Wank into your hand and throw it at her.
19 What's the most active muscle in a woman?
A penis.
20 Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.
30 What are the bumps round a woman's nipples?
Braille for suck here.
31 Why do most women pay more attention to ther looks than improving
there minds?
Some men are stupid.but few are blind.
32 How do you stop a woman giveing you a blow job?
Marry the bitch.
33 Why do most men die befor there wives do?
Because they want to.
34 What's the differance between a woman with PMT and a pitbull?
Lipstick.
35 Why can't you trust a woman?
How can you trust anything that bleeds for five days and dosen't
die.
36 Why did god create man first?
Because he did't want a woman looking over his sholder
criticising.
37 Why do some women fake orgasm?
Because they think we'er bothered.
38 How many men does it take to clean a toilet?
NONE-it's a womans job
39 Why is a fat ugly woman like a moped?
There fun to ride but you woldn't want your mates to see you on
one.
40 Why are women like carpets?
If you lay them properly the first time,you can walk all over
them for years.
41 Why do women rub there eyes when thay wake up in the morning?
'Cause thay don't have any balls to scratch.
42 Whitch part of a woman's body do they enjoy having stroked most?
Who cares.
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Thay both feel good but you wonder who's been there befor you.
2 What is the cleverest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's cock.
3 Why do woman have periods?
Because thay deserve them.
4 What is the best thing about a blow job?
Ten minutes silence
5 Why do women sky-divers wear tampons?
So thay don't whistle on the way down.
6 What do you call the useless piece of skin around the pussy?
A woman.
7 If your wife comes out of the kithen nagging what's wrong?
Her chain's to long.
8 Why did the woman cross the road?
Who care's, what's she doing out of the kitchen anyway.
9 Why do they name hurricanes after women?
When thay come it's warm and wet-when thay go thay take your
house and car with them.
10 What's the difference detween your wife and your job?
Your job still suck after five years.
11 Why did the army send so many women with PMT to the gulf war
Thay fought like animals and retaind water for four days.
and the next lot is from micheal 2.
12 Why is a woman like a laxetive?
Becauce thay both irritate the shit out of you.
13 What's worse than a male chauvinist pig
A woman who won't do as she is told.
14 What are the three reasons that anal sex is beter than virginal sex?
It's tighter, it feels good,and it's more degrading to women.
15 What's the differance detween a pussy and a cunt?
A pussy is warm and wonderful,a cunt owns one.
16 What is the only bad thing about a 69?
The view
17 What's the differance between your cock and your pay-cheque?
You don't have to beg a women to blow your pay-cheque.
18 How do you make love to an ugly woman?
Wank into your hand and throw it at her.
19 What's the most active muscle in a woman?
A penis.
20 Why do women have tits?
So men will talk to them.
30 What are the bumps round a woman's nipples?
Braille for suck here.
31 Why do most women pay more attention to ther looks than improving
there minds?
Some men are stupid.but few are blind.
32 How do you stop a woman giveing you a blow job?
Marry the bitch.
33 Why do most men die befor there wives do?
Because they want to.
34 What's the differance between a woman with PMT and a pitbull?
Lipstick.
35 Why can't you trust a woman?
How can you trust anything that bleeds for five days and dosen't
die.
36 Why did god create man first?
Because he did't want a woman looking over his sholder
criticising.
37 Why do some women fake orgasm?
Because they think we'er bothered.
38 How many men does it take to clean a toilet?
NONE-it's a womans job
39 Why is a fat ugly woman like a moped?
There fun to ride but you woldn't want your mates to see you on
one.
40 Why are women like carpets?
If you lay them properly the first time,you can walk all over
them for years.
41 Why do women rub there eyes when thay wake up in the morning?
'Cause thay don't have any balls to scratch.
42 Whitch part of a woman's body do they enjoy having stroked most?
Who cares.
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This is not a .sig.