mika
30.10.2003, 17:54
A one legged man in an arse kicking contest (from Python I think)
A chocolate teapot (trad.)
Milk shoes
A nuclear powered computer controlled intercontinental ballistic duck.
A one to one scale model of the starship Enterprise made out of honey.
A flammable fire extinguisher
A glass cricket bat
A gelignite suppository.
A coal powered frog-violin.
Granite sugar cubes
Pasta audio wire
A pastry telephone
Ice cream gloves
A sugar surf board
Spam windscreen wipers
A blind lifeguard
Wooden soap
Shortbread tires
A whipped-cream jet engine
A knitted light bulb
A plate-steel trampoline
An invisible traffic light
A string hook
A bread boat
Plasticine wire cutters
A neon pink secret door
Chocolate staples,
A lead balloon,
A paper hole punch,
A water hat,
A latex multistory car park.
A steel reinforced concrete sail.
A margarine turbocharger.
Custard floorboards
Gravy ceiling tiles.
A fried motor-boat.
A mud monitor,
A chocolate disk,
A silent telephone,
A tap-dancing microprocessor controlled portrait of a bowl of soup.
A velvet TV set,
A concrete engine,
A water-proof tea bag.
An exploding bassoon
A stone cigarette.
Syrup underwear.
A plastic oven.
A wax truss.
A liquorice suspension bridge.
Soap false teeth.
Asbestos water wings.
A lemonade roof.
Velvet brake-pads.
A pair of jelly wellingtons,
A jam cardigan,
A paper bicycle pump,
Non-stick sellotape,
A sponge radar
Anti-matter sun-tan lotion.
Ice-cream saucepans
A soluble drain pipe.
A cubic ball-bearing.
An inflatable dartboard
A soluble lifeboat
A glass hammer
And a packet of rubber nails
Elevator Earth Shoes
Heat'n'eat popsicles
See-through mirror
Revolving basement restaurant
G-rated pornflick
Economy car conversion - fiberglass VW body on a Porsche chassis
Roll-on hairspray
Solar-powered foghorn
Moped exercycle
Objective journalism
Braille speedometers
A screen door on a submarine.
An ejector seat in a helicopter.
Waterproof teabags.
Solar powered torches.
Central heated ice-cubes.
A pocket in a pair of underpants.
A chocolate dick
An astray on a motorbike
A sodium submarine
Tits on a bull
Aka. "Mammary glands on the male of the bovine species"
A condom with a hole in it.
A box of matches in the desert.
Köököö.
A chocolate teapot (trad.)
Milk shoes
A nuclear powered computer controlled intercontinental ballistic duck.
A one to one scale model of the starship Enterprise made out of honey.
A flammable fire extinguisher
A glass cricket bat
A gelignite suppository.
A coal powered frog-violin.
Granite sugar cubes
Pasta audio wire
A pastry telephone
Ice cream gloves
A sugar surf board
Spam windscreen wipers
A blind lifeguard
Wooden soap
Shortbread tires
A whipped-cream jet engine
A knitted light bulb
A plate-steel trampoline
An invisible traffic light
A string hook
A bread boat
Plasticine wire cutters
A neon pink secret door
Chocolate staples,
A lead balloon,
A paper hole punch,
A water hat,
A latex multistory car park.
A steel reinforced concrete sail.
A margarine turbocharger.
Custard floorboards
Gravy ceiling tiles.
A fried motor-boat.
A mud monitor,
A chocolate disk,
A silent telephone,
A tap-dancing microprocessor controlled portrait of a bowl of soup.
A velvet TV set,
A concrete engine,
A water-proof tea bag.
An exploding bassoon
A stone cigarette.
Syrup underwear.
A plastic oven.
A wax truss.
A liquorice suspension bridge.
Soap false teeth.
Asbestos water wings.
A lemonade roof.
Velvet brake-pads.
A pair of jelly wellingtons,
A jam cardigan,
A paper bicycle pump,
Non-stick sellotape,
A sponge radar
Anti-matter sun-tan lotion.
Ice-cream saucepans
A soluble drain pipe.
A cubic ball-bearing.
An inflatable dartboard
A soluble lifeboat
A glass hammer
And a packet of rubber nails
Elevator Earth Shoes
Heat'n'eat popsicles
See-through mirror
Revolving basement restaurant
G-rated pornflick
Economy car conversion - fiberglass VW body on a Porsche chassis
Roll-on hairspray
Solar-powered foghorn
Moped exercycle
Objective journalism
Braille speedometers
A screen door on a submarine.
An ejector seat in a helicopter.
Waterproof teabags.
Solar powered torches.
Central heated ice-cubes.
A pocket in a pair of underpants.
A chocolate dick
An astray on a motorbike
A sodium submarine
Tits on a bull
Aka. "Mammary glands on the male of the bovine species"
A condom with a hole in it.
A box of matches in the desert.
Köököö.