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AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW
Baader-Meinhoff-Wagen
Baijerische Mistwagen
Break My Window(s)
Break My Windshield
British Motor Works
Brutal Money Waster
Baijerilainen Mutteri Wiritys
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FIAT
Fix It Again Tony
Fix It All Time
Faijas Inttiin Aikoinaan Tyonteli
Fantastiset Istuimet, Aina Tahmeat
Fakta: Iskarit Aina Tarisee
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Faijakin Osaa Raahautua Duuniin
Falskillakin Ohjauksella Rullaat Diskoon
Fakta: Ohittaa Romu-Datsunit
Fossiilin Omistaa Ruma Dekaani
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(takaperin, "paluumatka") Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

HONDA:
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive

JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

IFA
Ingen fart alls
Ilman Fasistien Apua
Isin FaneriAuto

LADA SAMARA
Suomen Armeijan MaastoAjoneuvo Rauhan Aikana

MOPAR
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs

NISSAN
Nain Iso Susi Saattaa Alkaa Nolottaa

OPEL
On Poistettava Ehdottomasti Liikenteestä
Onnettoman Pojan Ensimmäinen Lelu
Olen huono, En Liiku
Oikein Paksulti Eristettyä Läkkipeltia
On Persaukisten Eka Lelu
Ohjautuu Puihin Etuset Linkussa
Osta Poes, Elä Laenoo
Omistaja Pikkumainen, Elä Laenoo
Omistaa Petoviili, Ela Liftoo
Omistaa Pankki, Elämäni Lainasin
Orjuuttaa Pojan Elinikäiseen Lainaan
Onnea Potilaille! Elinsiirrot Lisaantyy
Osta Papattava Eramaan Laiva

PEUGEOT
Paikkaa Ensin Uutta Gallialaistas, Ennekuin Ojitat Tienpenkat
Paskat, En Usko! Gallialainen Ehtii Ohittaa Transun !
Pääsee Etsimään Uhkeita Gimmoja, Eika Ole Tyylitön.
Pirätteleha Ekonomi Uhoos, Gallialaises Ei Oo Turvas.
Pidatelkäähän Ekonomit Uhoanne, Grankullasta Ei Ouluun työnnetäkään.
Pelasta Enkelini Ulos Gamalan Etovasta Ovi Tärystimestä
Poes Eesta Urhot, Gallialaaset Ee Osanna Tehä
Pieraise Eli Ulosta, Gauniix Et Osaa Tavata
Potkaise Etuovi Ulos, Gimma Ehdottaa Outoja Tyyleja
Pantu Eesta Uusix Gallialaisella Erikoisuudella: OrjaTyönä
Pomojen Edestä Ulisevat Gallialaiset Eivat Ohita Toyotia
Paukkuva Etova Uusi Gallialainen Ei Ole Tervetullut
Persaukisen Uljas Gallialainen Ei Ole Tyyris/Tyylikas/Tervetullut
Paradoxical Enigma, Unintelligible Gears, Easily Oxidizing Tinplate
People Envy, Utmost Glamorous, Employer's Obsession, Taboo
Perfect Error, Upholds Garages, Electronics Often Temperamental
Pure Eyewash, Unsaleable Gravestone, Explosive Overturning Terminal
Peculiar Eyesore, Unwieldy Guidance, Engineer's Opinion: Terrible


PONTIAC
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac

SKODA
Surkeus, Kurjuus, Orjuus, Depressio, Apatia
Salaa Kaarrat Ohi Diskon, Aina.
Sun Kallein Ostokses, Duunissapahan Ahkeroit
Sukulaiset Kaaraa Oudoksuu, Duunissakin Arveluttaa
Sunnuntaisin Kaatopaikoille Ohjaat, Duuniin Arkisin
Saat Kasata Osista, Datsuniakin Arveluttavampi

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO
Valitamme Ostostasi, Lähetämme Varaosia Ohessa
Vilkuttaa Oudosti, Liikenteessä Vaarallinen Ohittaa
Vietä Oivat Lomapäiväsi Varaosia Ostellen
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object